To the ignorant traveller reading this:

I am the King. I am here to spread love and free humanity of its evil ways.

Unfortunately, many are unaware of my teachings and ways. They are unaware of the love I have for them. They fade away, swept by the evils of Technology.

But I am forgiving. I forgive you, your friends; I forgive everybody. I forgive and love you all.

But to share my love and prove how I forgive you all, I must show my story. Through my story, you will see my Might and learn of my Prince and Speakers.

It is by learning of my story will you know my Love.

Two dear loved minions ~Magicalmonkeyguy and ~DreamSkaype are here to spread my story.

_{Story and characters copyright Ben Yahtzee}